Miss Eden Taylor – Sub Funded Life

My entire life is sub funded! And now that I’m getting ready to move into a new place, you know what that means? You get to pay for every upgrade! Every new piece of furniture, every bill, every single part of My life has been funded by you and you get to keep doing it! You’re not saving for that family vacation, you’re sending for Me to get a new TV! You’re not putting your funds towards a Christmas vacation for your wife, you’re paying My rent! And it feels so… so… so good, doesn’t it?