Thee Goddess Luna – Senators Date With Poison Ivy

Hello Senator. I don’t typically go out with conservative politicians but for you I made an exception. See my cause could really use a man on the inside. Some with power to enforce my agenda to save My beautiful planet. I am going to pump you full of pheromones that will rewrite you into doing my bidding. It’ll feel too good voting my way you won’t be able to resist. You’re going to betray those corporations that bought you/ owned you. Because now you’re owned by me. And soon they will be as well. Because no man can hide from Ivy. I am going to take over the world one horny man at a time.