Miss Eden Taylor – So You Want To Date Me

You know, loser, it’s absolutely precious how you think you could ever be boyfriend material for a Goddess like Me. You’re not exactly subtle about your little crush, but don’t worry – you’re in good company with all the other desperate betas and losers constantly begging to date Me. In fact, My subby boyfriend application got so completely swamped with pathetic applicants that it had to close; there were simply too many of you dreaming of holding My hand. But since you’re clearly fantasizing about what it would be like to be Mine, you should know there are extremely specific criteria you’d need to meet to even stand a chance. Do you think you have what it takes to satisfy Me? There’s only one way to discover exactly what hurdles you’ll need to clear to win My affection.