Candy Glitter – Your Stupid Fucking Gooner Brain

You’ve really found yourself in an unfortunate situation. See, normal men exist within a certain kind of pattern. Many of them are voraciously horny, sure, but most have at least some sort of limiting mechanisms when it comes to having sex or jerking off to porn. You have nothing like that. Your brain is nothing but a twisted pile of vapid, horny neurons, all devoted to stroking and gooning. All I have to do is mention anything even tangentially related to porn or sex, and you dive balls first into an uncontrollable free fall of jerking and obedience. I find it pretty fucking hilarious, actually. I fucking love how easy it is to activate you, and your stupid fucking gooner brain.