Miss Katherine Noir – Gullible Mom Convinced Son Is Cranked

Your step-mom reminded you that you had a doctor’s appointment today and you forgot and stayed home and watched movies and played video games. When she gets home, she asks you what the doctor said, and you blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, which is the plot of the movie you were watching, “Crank”. You tell her the doc thinks you might have the Shanghai Virus, that it’s effecting your adrenal gland, and if you don’t keep your heart rate up, you could die.