Princess Alexia – Gooners Guide to Failure

You thought you had it all under control at first, that you wouldn’t slip into addiction. But slowly, one stroke at a time you fell under my spell and now you’re doing things you never thought you would. I’m going to break down step by step exactly how you became a mindless gooner. The best part of all this is that I barely had to do anything, you were simply made to be my little pet.