Lady K – Your Morning as My Human Doormat

Being my human doormat can be fun… if you stay silent, if you bear the weight, the pressure… if you remain obedient, don’t ask questions, and simply exist in my life as good human furniture. So here’s your ordinary morning. Greet me like a well-trained bed rug. Keep my feet warm as I walk to the kitchen, making my coffee, humming some soft melody right above your mindless head. Support my feet while I sip my morning coffee and watch YouTube. Collect every drop of water from my body after I shower. Don’t even think about bothering me while I’m doing my skincare routine. And make sure you stay completely silent while I take care of my bathroom needs. Imagine what the rest of your day could look like…