Alissa Ryan – Goon Counseling – The ReIapse

Your favourite counselor is back, and I know you’re in desperate need of a session. It’s been nearly a year since we last saw each other and you sounded hysterical on the phone. I knew this day would come, and everything is going to be okay I know exactly how to take care of you. What you’re experiencing is a relapse and it’s actually very common amongst gooners. I’m proud of you for calling Me and making the right choice, step into My office and let’s unpack that mushy gooner brain of yours.