Miss Katherine Noir – Your Grand Adventure

Welcome to The Island! You wife told us you two are on your honeymoon. She set this all up for you, a “private exploration”. Well, lets take all of your items and put them in this satchel. That includes your clothing. No clothing and no cell phones are allowed. Put that sunscreen on now, it’s quite special. It’s also edible and a sexual lubricant. Oh yes, the men on this island will enjoy you. You better start stretching your throat and your ass. Best to be prepared. They are strong and swift, and as soon as you leave the visitors center, they will find you.