THEcherrygirl – Merry Drainmas

Oh, sweetie, I hope you’re ready for what’s coming next. You know, it’s cute that you think you have control over your finances, but I’m here to make sure you realize that every penny you have belongs to me. Every time you open your wallet, you’ll think of me. Every transaction, every purchase, you’ll remember that I’m the one who owns you. Isn’t that adorable? Watching your balance drop as I squeeze every last bit of your money out of you.