Queen Elastica – Weekends Are for Gooning Mind Fuck

The weekend is finally here. You’ve waited so long… You’re a weekend warrior… weekends make you weak. Weekends are for wanking… porn on repeat.. stroking on Saturday, pumping on Sunday… you can’t stop. You’re a full time hand fucker on weekends. So weak. What did you think weekends are for? You can’t wait to check out on Friday… disable your brain and surrender to stroking. Mindless, easy squeezing. Weak to Eve all weekend…