The Goldy Rush – Denied Jerkaholic by Heaven

The moment has come when you found yourself in front of the gates of heaven and the court is considering your case! Based on the fact that all your life you have only jerked off and earned money in order to buy porn, and not use your vile dick for its Divine purpose, you are denied passage to heaven! You are a fucking pathetick gooner and jerkaholic!!! Although wait – We will give you perhaps the last chance! Pass a short test and try to convince us that you are not a nasty stinky loser jerk off junky…