Harley LaVey - Marriage Counsellor

I've been your Wife's relationship counsellor for quite some time now, and she has told me all of the ins and outs of your relationship. After hearing about all of your shortcomings, I have encouraged her to look outside of her relationship for all of the things that are lacking between you two. After some time she has realised that what you offer is very little in comparison to what she finds elsewhere, but she's willing to make it work...if you redefine your roles!