mvngokitty – Santas Slutty Elf

The other day in santa’a workshop, i stumbled across a weird looking object. i’m not sure if i should consider this a defected “toy” or if it belongs to mrs. clause ~ i mean the only way to find out if it’s a defected toy would be to try it right? it’s my duty as one of santa’s helpers! hopefully no one finds me like this.