Ezada Sinn - Human toilet for the House of Sinn wanted

If you're a male between 20 and 60 years of age, you may apply for the position of being an official House of Sinn human water closet. Our toilet must learn to patiently wait for any Lady who wishes to use him in this way. When We sit, the toilet's lips must part and the mouth remain fully open, ready to receive Our precious golden champagne, rich chocolate, and anything else We decide to deposit into the water closet's mouth. Failure to consume all types of waste, in a clean and quick manner, will lead to swift and harsh punishment. So do you qualify? Are you a functional object for Us to use, the lowest of the low, a real-life House of Sinn toilet?