Cruel Brats - Boo-Hoo No Pussy for You-Hoo

I know my best friend keeps you locked in chastity - just admit it- she tricked you into putting it on and now you're locked up for her amusement. She told me all about it – in fact she's told everyone. We all think it's hilarious that you can't get hard, you can't jerk off and you can't cum all because we say so. It's so funny – here you are right in the middle of your dating prime, with hot girls fucking all your friends but you can't get any action - we're going to keep you locked up until you're too old to fuck, to ugly to find girls and you've forgotten what it feels like to cum. So funny!