atravolutta - Shrimp Dick

I need a magnifying glass to look for your shrimp dick, so here it is. Let's keep it real: it would definitely be better for you if you stayed chast and didn't go on dates. You wouldn't humiliate yourself. Imagine getting invited to a gorgeous woman's place and having to unzip your pants: such a pathetic, shamful scenery. There is where I help your pride by telling the ruthless truth: the only way to live with that shrimp dick of yours is by staying chast.