Keziah – You Wish You Were Friendzoned

You are a beta. You talk like one, and you act like one. No wonder you have never gotten laid. Such a pathetic little loser. You’re never going to satisfy a woman – fuck, you can barely muster up the courage to talk to one! You would be to be FRIENDZONED. But you can’t even make it that far… “forever alone”. You’re so lucky you found Me. I’ll give you a couple tasks to change your pathetic life around…let’s see if you can manage that.