Fallon Fairbanks - Tiny Dick Diagnosis SPH

I've reviewed your charts, and everything looks normal... with one exception... Um, how do I phrase this? Your penis is sub-normal. As a matter of fact, it is the smallest cock I've ever seen. I think I may need to do an in-person examination... Oh dear. Wow... that is.. sad. Pathetic, even. I'm sorry, I really am trying not to laugh, it is just SO hard to help myself. Honestly, it would have been kinder if your Step-Parents raised you as a female. Does it even WORK? It does? I don't believe you. Come on, show me. I am a professional. I promise not to laugh.. too much.