findommealy - Loser DNA

You get dragged into My seemingly innocent medical lab after a DNAysis, where I reveal to you that being a loser is LITERALLY embedded into your DNA! The only known 'procedure' to reverse this curse has had horrendous results during the clinical trial, but you know it's always best to blindly trust your Superiors! So you go along with it anyway, allowing Me to permanently alter your DNA, turning you into the BIGGEST unfuckable helpless loser humanly possible! There's NO turning back from this....